乡下城镇的两个异性恋老伙计不得不去学习如何成为一对恩爱的同性恋夫妇，以便利用新出台的法律获得免税，被折腾的够呛。而当税务督察员前来核实他俩的真实性时，一场场荒诞又接踵而来。Now, I understand there's been a bit of speculation around town about Vince Hopgood and myself.Well, it's nobody's business but ours,what goes on between Vince and I.We've been mates since we were kids.Most of you have known us all your lives.Crikey, we've lived and worked amongst you for years.That's what you should be judging us by,not about what may or may not happen between us in private.Vince has been part of every important event in my life.He was my best man.when my daughter was born...and when my wife, Helen,passed away.He was a tower of strength to me.See, it doesn't matter who you are;if you have one real friend in this life,one person you can truly trust,then you're very lucky indeed.Vince Hopgood has been the best mate a man could have.And, yes, for anyone out there who's interested,I love him.I'm not ashamed to admt it.